A Convict Story
One morning Gangsta woke up feeling ill, and decided to go to the prison medical facility. It was not like they were going to do anything, and if they did all they were going to do was tell him to take two Tylenols and lay down. Once he got to the medical facility, the nurses checked his blood pressure, weighed him, took some blood, and then sent Gangsta back to his unit. Three days later, the medical facility summoned Gangsta. Once Gangsta got to medical, a nurse immediately took him into a tall, slim, white doctor’s office, who sat looking at a computer. Gangsta took a seat.
“Inmate Clark, I hate to be the one to inform you, but you have contracted a very serious virus. We would like to run some more test and draw some more blood from you,” the doctor said, looking down at some paperwork.
“What serious virus are you talking about?” Gangsta asked, squinting his eyes at the doctor as the nurse immediately exited the office to get security.
“Please calm down, sir. We need to also ask you a few questions.”
“Questions like what?” Gangsta asked as the nurse and three prison guards entered the office.
“Sir, have you had any sexual contact with homosexuals since your incarceration?” Doctor Epps asked, looking Gangsta straight in the eyes.
“Hell no!”
“Well sir, you have contracted a sexual transmitted virus from someone and we need to know who so that we can contact and help them too,” the doctor replied, looking up at the nurse who immediately left the office again.
Gangsta’s thoughts began running and immediately Lieutenant Clinkscale came to mind. He already knew that due to the code he lived by he would not snitch her or anybody out.
“I know this bitch,” he said referring to Lieutenant Clinkscale, “ain’t given me no yeast infection,” Gangsta said to himself.
Gangsta’s thoughts were then interrupted by the nurse.
“Excuse me Inmate Clark. The doctor is still talking to you.”
She noticed that Gangsta’s mind had drifted off somewhere.
“Oh, okay,” he replied.
“Inmate Clark, I don’t think that there is any other way to tell you this so I am going to spit it right out. Know this isn’t the end of the world. There are medications to help you with your illness,” the doctor babbled on.
“Doc, would you spit it out,” Gangsta said, looking him in the eyes.
“Alright, you have contracted the HIV AIDS virus.”